Profil de J LJ L's spacePhotosBlogListes Outils Aide

Blog


12 février

A Few Quick Pics

Here are the kids:
 
Abby and Daddy:
 
Mommy and Abby:
 
 
And Mommy and Daddy:
 
 
You can kind of see the purple hair in this one:
 
 
Too bad the picture sucks.  8-)
 
Have a good one!
16 janvier

OK....so here is the deal

The garage is done.  We finished it  a week ago.  There was one more nice day scheduled before the deep freeze so we busted butt and got it handled.
 
Was at work today (after two days off for weather related stuff) and I walked into the AO's office and everyone was looking out the window.  They commented that a house across University looked like it was on fire.  I asked if anyone had called 911.  No, but I am sure someone did, they replied.  So I called.  You NEVER assume someone already called.  Then I mentioned that someone should check and see if there is anyone home...so I ran down two flights of stairs out the front door, across the yard, across the four lane street, up the block, down the side street and started banging on the doors and windows.  The smoke was rolling out of the vents on the roof and was pretty thick.  I went to the side of the house and tried to kick in the air conditioner unit, but the flames were starting to come out of the top of the window, so I backed off.  Thought I heard some banging inside, but it was rolling too hard to go in.  Started tearing down the fence to try and get to the back of the house and the fire department showed up.  It was very cold out...below zero I think . 
 
I still smell like smoke and I have been hacking up some thick crap all day.  Went back over after work and asked the Battalion Chief if anyone had been home and he said no.  Thank God.  You hear about people being overcome with smoke and you wonder why they didn't just hold thier breath.  I wasn't even inside and I could feel the effects of it.  I hope and prey that no one I love ever has to experience anything like that on a personal level.  Need to go take a shower and get this "wieni-roast" smell off me. 
 
Take care.
9 décembre

Go figure....

So I get this post card in the mail telling me the siding is in...and I need to pick it up in seven days (which I know is a scare tactic).  It arrived a week ago this past Saturday.  On Saturday I tried to rent a U-Haul truck to unload the storage shed and pick up the siding; but due to other issues that didn't get to happen.  On Sunday, I gathered Dad and his truck and we set off in the 7 degree weather to get the siding.  We arrive at Menards, go to the special order desk to get our order confirmation, and head to the yard. 
 
They direct us to the special order aisle. who in return directs us to the "shed" only to have the 18 year old kid working there start loading up STOCK vinyl siding into the truck.  Hell to the NO!  I didn't special order, wait ten days and buy twice as many pieces as I needed to get sent home with STOCK siding.  I point out that I special ordered the siding and had I ordered stock siding I would have already picked it up and would have only purchased the six or seven pieces I was actually short rather that a whole square.  He replies (after looking at the sheet...again...) "You have special order siding.  Its dutch lap.  You don't want this..."  NO SHIT I DON'T WANT THIS; YOU FRIGGIN IDIOT. 
 
Now, I don't know if you caught the whole - rounded up my dad and his truck part; but it sucks to borrow someone's time and vehicle to waste their day.   And the time wasting was just beginning.  So this guy sends us back over to the special order aisle.  He and a manager (not an overly qualified position I am thinking) start looking high and low (literally) for my special order siding.  Did I mention that I special ordered this siding, had to wait ten days to get it to the store during which time the last of the decent weather has waned, and purchased nearly twice as much as I actually needed due to minimum purchase requirements for SPECIAL ORDERS????  After about 10 minutes (during which time my skin had become thoroughly dehydrated from my dad's need to run his heater and blower at the highest and hotest possible settings) they came back to inform me that they couldn't find it and would have to reorder it. 
 
So....long story short... no siding.  Reordered.  Have to go through this again.  And its friggin' cold out now.
 
Kicker:  When I got home Monday there was another postcard reminding me that my special order was at the store and available for pick up.  Um...yeah, right.
Kicker for me:   They are going to deliver it this time - free of charge.  8-)
 
Have a great day.
27 novembre

Update...sorry its late...no its not finished.

Ok....
 
So I went to Menards right after I posted that last entry and ordered the siding.  Thing is...you can't buy just seven pieces; you have to buy it by the square.  A square is the equivelant (for non-builders) to 100 square feet.  Each piece of siding is 12 feet long and approximately 9 inches high or roughly 9 square feet.  This means that it takes 11 point something pieces of siding to equal a square.  End result = "you need to purchase 12 pieces."  I only need 5, maybe 6.  Sigh.  It should be here the first week of December...can anyone say SNOW?
 
On the up side, the city inspector came and gave it a thumbs up.  Everything looked great.  He is very concerned about the electrical and can't seem to remind me enough that it will require the proper permit for proceeding.  Grrrrrrr.   The code enforcement officer provided another extension.  I mailed her copies of the receipt of order for the siding and photos of the progress to date.  She didn't request it; but I am trying to be proactive. 
 
I think that I might pull one piece of siding off the shed and cut the piece for the peak from that.  At least that way the entire face will be from the same stock color lot.  I still need to get the stop moulding for the garage door and figure out how I am going to fabricate the shed doors.  (I have some ideas but really no extra cash right now to proceed.)  A friend of a friend stopped by (an electrician) and looked at the electrical side of things; he said the same thing I did...you can never have too many outlets or lights.  So I can start planning for that this spring I guess.  Over all the project seems to have progressed well.
 
Now the big effort will be to get the stuff out of storage before the next rent payment comes due. 
 
Have a great day!
17 novembre

Five Flippin' Pieces....

OK...so we are down to crunch time.  I have to have the garage completed by November 26, 2008.  Between the weather and the other emotional obstacles, I had made little to no progress over the last couple of weeks.  On Saturday, Andy and I went out and put up the facia trim, the last two pieces on the east wall, and redid the shed front (I didn't like how it looked).  On Sunday, I went out and got started on the garage face.  Jay helped once I got to the part where I was using full lengths of siding. 
 
Herein lies the issue...we are short five (possibly six) pieces of siding.  This includes the very top piece at the peak on the front.  Go figure.  I expected that I would be  alittle short, figured that I would  need at least enough to do the two peaks on the attached shed.  (Which I do still need to do, in addition to the final piece on the back shed wall.)  Either way...I will be ordering seven (7) pieces to make sure that I don't run out again.  Hopefully the color lot is close enough that you can't tell.  If I am lucky it might even be from the same run. 
 
Next problem is inpections...I have calls into both the city building inspector for the permit and the code enforcement officer.  I am praying that they can inspect and pass the project as is (maybe even with a receipt for the ordered siding) and I can wrap it all up.  I really am tired of all the fighting. 
 
Here are pictures of the total process to date:
 
West wallWest back cornerEast back cornerEast wallFace progressMissing the peak
 
Have a great day and wish me luck!
 
3 novembre

Quick entry

Had a very busy and productive past few days (despite the interuption with Halloween).  We were too busy to take pictures but I will put some up very soon.  I believe they call this the light at the end of the tunnel!
 
 
30 octobre

Sorry no pics yet....

Not making much progress and its frustrating. 
 
This past weekend was chaos.  Between having to run to the store numerous times for items that either were cut wrong or forgotten and broken tools, we managed to only get in bickering matches.  Saturday, on one of my many trips to Menards, I returned to realize that when I picked up the soffit materials; the kid in the yard loaded solid soffit rather than vented.  Not only are these sheets about $14 a piece, they are 12 feet in length.  This essentially means that they will not fit in my SUV and that the five pieces I have were useless.  Top that off with the fact that we had already cut into one.  I ended up going to Lowes and purchased two vented pieces.  They were only 12 inches wide and 12 feet long so I had to cut two feet off to get them home and then come up with a way to balance the panels using solid and vented of two different widths.  Not to mention they are contoured differently as well.  Grrrrrrr..... I got it figured out though and Jay did get the shed shingled so there was a little progress.  At the end of the evening, the stapler gave out and I had quite a bit of papering to do yet so we wrapped things up and tried to make the best of the rest of the night.
 
It was Abby's actual birthday and unfortunately it wasn't much fun for her.  Jay bought her a glo necklace at the video store and while we were waiting for our food in the drive thru at Hardees she bit through it and started freaking out.  I don't know who freaked more...Jay or Abby, but her mouth was glowing green like an alien.  It was kind of funny.  Fortunately, its non-toxic so I think the worst of it was the taste.  After picking up a new stapler and getting the food we were pretty much done for the evening.  Too much excitement I guess.
 
Sunday morning brought nothing but more frustration and anger.  The day started with the NEW stapler being non-functional and Sears not opening until 11am.  I then got ready to start on the other soffit and went to move the ladder and forgot the hammer was on top of it and it fell down and hit me in the mouth.  Blood and loose teeth ensued.  Andy and I worked on the soffit, while Jay worked on the end panels.  At 11am I went to Sears to exchange the stapler...not even going to comment on the stupidity of the guy at the register.  Came home hung two and a half sheets of felt...and the stapler quit...again.  Took it back and upgraded to a heavier duty style.  Keep your fingers crossed.  Finished the right side soffit, stepped back and noticed the left side wasn't level.  Grrrrrr......
 
Fought with Jay.  Extensively.
 
Wrapped things up around 3 pm to have Abby's birthday party.  She had lots of fun with family and got lots of cool stuffs.  Including an art desk, a movie, a possessed cat, books, a winter coat, clothes and a game.  Can you say spoiled?
 
Monday was a wash.
 
I took Tuesday off and took down the left side soffit and rehung it.  Hung more felt paper.  And got two corners of vinyl up.  (At least there is something that resembles the color of the siding attached to the garage now.)  It was cold...it sucked.
 
Left work early on Wednesday and Tom came over to help hang the side service door.  Success!  I now have a locking door on the garage.  One door down and one really, really BIG one to go.  (Picture from phone attached)
service door
 
Next step is more corners, and then hopefully the siding on at least three sides and the shed.  I am still kicking around what I need to do for the overhead door frame as far as trim and such.  And really not looking forward to the overhead door installation; but we are at crunch time, the rent on the storage unit is due soon and I would rather not have to pay for another month.  Might try to bug out of work early again today and see if I can get anything more done. 
 
There is a stomach flu going around and I am hoping and praying it doesn't hit us, we can't afford the down time. 
 
I will try and keep you posted and get some pics up and soon as possible.  Have a great day.
24 octobre

Little Progress...

We have had little progress the last ten days.  This past weekend we were saddened to hear of the passing of Jenjo's dad.  That kind of slowed things down a bit.  On Saturday, we did a little bit in the afternoon and on Sunday we knocked out a bit as well.  Jay made a good dent in the shed roof on Monday afternoon...so there is that.  Then for two days...nothing.  Rain on Thursday and Friday.  Hopefully we can make some serious progress at least one day this weekend; I would really love to get the stuff out of storage before another month's rent is due.  All that is left is the siding and the two doors...everyone keeps telling us the siding will be a piece of cake; but I am more stressed about that part than I was any of the construction. 
 
Tomorrow is Abby's birthday...I don't know where the last three years went, or for that matter, when she got the personality of a 13 year old...they grow up way too fast. 

Sorry for the lack of progress and posts. 
17 octobre

He came, he saw, he....

Said everything looked pretty good.  He made a couple of suggestions; one being tieing the front and back walls together via the trusses to prevent bowing out.  The other was in regard to some kind of protection under the vinyl siding...and we agreed that 15# felt paper on the corners, bottom run, and around the doors and windows would help protect the OSB from seepage at those joints.  Otherwise, all looks good...we call for a final inspection once everything is complete.  My code enforcement officer called back and said she spoke with the inspector and he gave her a good report, so if we need it an extension will not be a problem. 
 
The store called yesterday to let me know the siding had arrived...almost two weeks ahead of the estimated delivery date...so I will be picking that up today; along with several odds and ends to try and finish this up and get our stuff out of storage.  Hopefully, I will have more pictures early next week. 
 
Have a great weekend.
15 octobre

Inspector...

....Comes today at 2:00pm.  Will try and update tomorrow with the verdict.
 
Have a good one!
14 octobre

Busy Three Day Weekend

We started the truss installation Saturday morning around 10 am.  It seemed daunting at first; but within a few minutes we were pretty comfortable with the process.  Tom, Bob, Andy and Jay did the bulk of the installation.
 
100_1817100_1818100_1819100_1820
 
Then it was on to sheeting...
 
100_1823100_1824100_1825100_1826100_1827100_1828100_1829
 
On Sunday, we finished the other side of sheeting, hung the facia boards and papered the roof:
 
100_1830
 
Monday was a federal holiday and the boys were home.  Jay ended up not working so we were able to get the entire thing shingled (except for the ridge cap...still need to get the three tab shingles for that.) And now we are rain proof:
 
100_1831
 
My next step is the roof of the shed.  I have it all sheeted, and the window is in...just need to set the rafters, sheet and shingle it.
 
100_1814100_1815100_1816
 
Both doors need to be hung (the cement needs to be ground down near the service door entry way), the soffit needs to be framed in, a door will need to be fabricated for the shed and then finally the vinyl siding (when it arrives) will get put on.  I think we have been making pretty good time; seeing that we have little to no experience with this type of stuff and are winging things as we go.  I am planning on calling the inspector today and see when he wants to stop by and take a look.  We are still about two weeks away from the follow up hearing with the city so all seems on track.
 
Have a great day!
8 octobre

Trusses

I just talked to the store and the trusses will be delivered Friday.  Stay tuned....
6 octobre

This Past Weekend...

So it was another weekend loaded with things to do.  On Friday, we got the trailer; and Austin, Dad and I loaded up to tailer's full and took it to the local landfill.  We managed to get about 2/3 of the debris hauled off.  So that made me feel alot better.  I still have a bunch of the old dutchlap siding from the original and some other junk boards (that I forgot to take Friday) that need to be cleared out, as well as, whatever scrap we will have from the new construction.  I don't want a pile of even one left over board if possible. 
 
Saturday, we got started around nine or so and Tom, Bob and I (the boys were with their dad and Mom took Abby) hung the header and started sheeting. Jay had class; but got there around three to work.  My friend Brittney and her husband were kind enough to bring us food.  Yum!  And just in the nick of time...we were running out of steam.  By seven that night we were looking like this:
 
Backwall SheetingSidewall Sheeting & headerSidewall SheetingSheetingFront SheetingWindowLooking Good
 
On Sunday, we had a much lighter crew and the addtional assistance of Abby so our progress was somewhat reduced; but we still managed to put a dent in the attached shed. 
 
Shed 1Shed 2Shed 3
 
Progress is moving in the right direction.  If we can hit a little each night this week, we should be able to get the shed sheeted and possibly even roofed (but that will be harder, since I don't know anything about roofing angles and such.)  I am hoping to schedule the truss delivery for Friday and if the weather cooperates, then set those the coming weekend.  Might have a line on an electrician, and I have a friend that will help with patching up the inside edges of the floor with some kind of concrete fill.  Still a few weeks off from completion; but at least it looks like a garage and the materials aren't just sitting in a pile rotting. 
 
Have a great day!
2 octobre

Phase III

Made some progress with the much appreciated assistance of a good friend from work.  None of us have much in the way of experience; but we were able to accomplish this:
 
SlabFirst CornerMore CornersBack WallLeft WallWallWall2Right WallRWall/FaceProgress
 
I am expecting a trailer today and will be loading the debris for a trip to the dump.  We have the header assembled and will set that this weekend sometime.  My goal is to get the sides sheathed and the windows and entry door set before the trusses arrive.  I am also going to build an attached shed on the back of the garage (the cost was nominal) and we might try to frame that this weekend if the weather cooperates. 
 
On other house related news...the gutters were installed on the front and rear of the house on Monday...so we should be experiencing a six month drought now.  At least I can mark that one off the list.  Still need to get up on the roof and take a look at that leak; but I think I am making forward progress on several fronts right now.  I know this was against the advice of lot of people; but we own a lot of stuff that can't just sit out and takes up quite a bit of space.  The storage unit I have now runs $78 a month and only about 1/2 of our belongings are in there (and those are the ones that probably shouldn't be in a storage unit) so if you do the math on renting a unit versus building a garage-the garage makes more sense.  Not to mention that there are those times when we have a need to do vehicle repairs (often under less than ideal weather conditions) so I think for us this investment will pay off.
 
More pictures to come...have a great day!

Phase II

I had ordered the first chunk of building materials prior to my court date.  On September 23, 2008, I went before the hearing officer to tell them about my master plan.  I intended to “Repair” the garage, beyond the expectations of the original citation (because it would be a waste of time and money to not fix all the problems) because my rebuilding options were limited by ordinance.  I laid out the plan for both the hearing administrator and the code enforcement officer, showed them that I had already committed to a large lumber investment and then got another shocker.  “Structural” repairs require a “Repair” permit as well as inspection by building inspectors.  Oh Yippee. 

 

Dread.  Fear.  Nausea.  My code enforcement officer tried to ease my fears and told me this would be a good thing and that I could consider it the equivalent of having a free engineer at my disposal.  Um, yeah, right.  She (and the administrator) immediately agreed on which inspector to recommend and she called ahead to the permit office so they would be ready for me.  Now I have more people to answer to; and I was freaking. 

 

Lisa (code enforcement) was true to her word and had called before the two minutes it took me to cross the street to the permit office.  The permit lady was awesome.  When I filled out my paperwork, and explained that I couldn’t tear down the garage and rebuild because the slab was too close to the house…she said she had been there and done that too.  When I got to the line of the permit that was to list the scope of work; I panicked.  She kindly explained how to word the summary.  She provided handouts on the construction process so I would meet code. 

 

I paid my $20 for the permit, called and left a message for my inspector (since Lisa recommended – strongly- that I have him come by BEFORE I did any work to get his input, guidance and blessing).  My inspector (Scott) called the very next morning and set up an appointment with me for that afternoon.  True to his word, he showed up at 2:30pm and by 3pm I had a plan.

 

He recommended that I salvage what wood I could and reincorporate it into a new garage face.  If the structure collapsed while doing this…make certain no one was inside.  He was very concerned about my safety and the potential for serious injury.  So last Thursday (September 25) we did this:

 

Ooops100_1784

 

Guess I really have some work to do now. 

 

Quick Update...

So, as the previous (and lengthy) post indicated, action was to be taken.  This was one phase:
 
 

Cut Limb of Tree

Note the huge limb that is no longer attached to the tree.  We rented something similar to this:

Boom Lift

It extended 50 feet and weighed 5000 pounds and was not nearly this new or nice.  In fact it was downright rickety.  I did not go up in it.  And due to the groundwork and clean up efforts; I didn't think to get actual pictures.  I will say this though....I would have given about anything for it to have a "Catapult Button" because Jay and I did nothing but fight during the set up process.

We went up to the rental facility; where as an iron worker and man of extreme heights, Jay proceeded to inquire about options, features and capabilities of the units they had available.  He chose a 50' towable unit that had some limited articulation capabilities and said he could get the job done with that.  I was in no way going up in it so I took his word for the choice and even went so far as to skip the tutorial...HUGE mistake.  The staff gave him the lowdown on set up and operation, while I got Abby buckled into her car seat.  We rented the unit for three hours (the rental place is three blocks from the house, so drive time wasn't going to be a huge ding) and the clock started ticking when we pulled out of the parking lot.

We get to the house and pulled up along side the fence line, as close to the tree as possible and Jay proceeds to discontect the trailer from the back of the truck so I can pull it up and out of the way.  (Remember that Jay disconnected the trailer from the hitch.)  We then swung the outriggers into place and began the process of setting the unit to level.  There are four adjustable legs and a circle level on the deck so you can make certain that the deck is level before lifting the boom.  In fact, the only instruction I heard during the tutorial was: "If the deck is not level, the system will beep at you and you will not be able to operate the booom."  After many cranks of the lowering mechanisms on each leg; and many, many insults between Jay and I, we became frustrated.  He accused me of not knowing how to read a level.  DUDE-- its a bubble.  Its not a foreign language.  I know how to read a level and YOU need to keep cranking on your outrigger leg.  As we would get one side cranked out, there would be a gap under the side that needed to be lower than it already was...this obviously was a problem.  So, again after several verbal assaults, Jay walked off in a huff.  (I think I recall him telling me that I was too difficult to work with and I called him "dumb." 8-) ) I thought maybe we were close enough to level so I decided to fire up the motor and see if it beeped at me.  (Remember, I wasn't there for the how-to session; so I am flying blind with this part.)  I pull start the motor and go and flip the some switches turn some keys....nothing.  No beeping, no movement...nothing.  I shut her down.  I take a look at the outriggers again and try and figure out why they won't level...

Recall at the beginning of the last paragraph how I mentioned that JAY disconnected the trailer from the hitch (while I moved the truck)?  YEAH.  Well, in my trouble shooting, I happen to notice that the dolly wheel for the trailer tongue is still all the way down and supporting the entire weight of the unit.  In effect, creating a high point at the far end of the trailer...in effect, rendering the many turns of the cranks virtually useless.  I took the pressure off the dolly wheel, reduced the height on the one back corner and WHAT DO YOU KNOW...the bubble was dead center in the deck level.  Problem one - solved.  Jay then decides that we can fire it up.  Except he apparently missed that part of the How To; becase he asked me how to do it.  Um....pull the rope? Done. Motor running.  Flip the switches...nothing.  Pull the boom pin.  Nothing.  Switch from Deck to Platform.  Nothing.  Again, I wasn't there for the "How to Operate the Crummy Piece of Lift Equipment" instructional.  I did notice though that there were no lights on the control panel.  Hmmmmm....I remembered green lights on the panel.  Holy crap...there was a big power switch for the electrical.  (again, I am sure this was pointed out in the "How to Operate the Crummy Piece of Lift Equipment" instructional.)  I flipped the switch, we had lights, we had lift, we had rotation....the only thing I longed for was a CATAPULT button.  I wanted nothing more than to fling his butt two counties away at this point.

We managed to get the tree cut.  My mom came over to entertain Abby and my brother swung by and helped cut it up. No one lost life limb, and by Sunday night we even had all the limbs bundled for pick up on Tuesday.  I managed to get a nasty spider bite on my arm in the process; but I lived. 

More updates to follow.... Have a great day!

 

22 septembre

So when it rains…it actually pours.

The garage…  A few weeks ago I received an envelope in the mail from the City of Peoria.  I was concerned.  I did think that there could be much good from it; but honestly I figured that it was my renewal reminder for my multiple pet owners license.  (Yes, the City of Peoria even regulates the number of pets you can have…and then charges you for it.)  It wasn’t the license.  Nope.  It was a summons.  Yep.  A legal notice to appear.  I was being summoned before an administrator for numerous code violations due to the state of disrepair of my garage. 

 

They have been “sweeping” our neighborhood for a while now; and I have been “tagged” for in the past for having an unregistered car in the driveway, and debris next to the garage…but never SUMMONED.  They sited me with six violations…and at no time will I deny that these were not accurate.  But as the pictures will indicate; the listed citations were the least of the problem. 

 

We have been hoping to rebuild the garage for quite some time.  I never in a million years would have expected the events and information that I would encounter.  But first the garage….

 

Broken windows and windows boarded in a manner not approved by the city:

100_1711

100_1724

 

And the fascia as noted in picture above….as well as peeling paint and rotted boards:

 

100_1723

 

And my favorite, they didn’t like the entry door.  Said it wasn’t made of exterior approved materials.  I beg to differ.  My outhouse style door architecture is not only classic as well as functional…it is made of exterior rated OSB.  So there! 

 

100_1727

 

 

(At one time it actually had a quarter moon painted on it…guess it peeled off.)

 

Now here is the part that gets me.  At no time did they mention:

 

The broken overhead door:

100_1721

 

Or the unintentional sky lights:

100_1714100_1715

…Or the horrendous sway, twist and bowing of the garage in general. 

 

Which brings me to the rest of the story. 

 

Now that I have been cited, I obviously have to remedy the situation.  Now to be in compliance, all I have to do is put in a new entry door (note the door frame and how out of square it is), fix the fascia, replace the rotted exterior boards, remove the boards from the windows (which was completed prior to photo) and replace all the broken glass and then scrape and repaint the entire thing.  Easier said than done, and ultimately a waste of materials…since this would not rectify the rotten boards inside the garage, would not fix the roof (of which the rafters cannot carry the weight of new materials) and would not cover the overhead door that is broken and sagging.  Not to mention the twist or bowing of the structure as a whole.  I also have the option of just demo-ing the garage; but we have a lot of items that require storing and the garage is also a large connecting piece of our fenced yard, which is a necessity for the pool we put in. 

 

So, the logical solution seems to just knock it down, bite the bullet and rebuild on the existing slab (which is close to two feet high at the back of the structure and tapers to six inches at the front) and call it a day. 

 

With that in mind, I started the process of calling the various permitting offices to put my idea to some sort of budget and plan.  I called the building permit office and they gave me some rough estimates of permit costs:  $30 to demo, or between $50 and $200 for a demo and building permit (based on cost and size of new structure)-this allows a demo within 30 days of application and up to a year for the construction.  However, you have to get your building plan approved first.  That application costs $195 and requires a drafted scale drawing of your existing property and the new structures.  Did I mention this has to be to scale?  The permit office was kind enough to mention one important point to later be confirmed by the Planning and Growth offices…the new structure must meet all NEW ordinances and codes.  One of which is: no structure shall be erected within 10 feet of an existing or concurrently constructed structure. 

 

Hmmmm.  What does this mean for me?  Basically it means I am screwed.  Why?  Well, remember that slab I mentioned earlier?  Rebuilding on this massive chunk of concrete will thus result in my new garage being 8 (eight) feet from my house (which is an existing structure) and therefore not to current code.

 

 So…my options:  Cry.  Tear down the garage, lose value on the house(which is already backsliding) and be left with virtually no storage(as minimal as it was with the holes and crappy doors).  Redesign the garage to be within the new codes and ordinances.  Or “repair” the garage.

 

I cried.  Many times.  I also had numerous panic attacks.  Tearing down the garage, creates problems of its own, such as the storage issue as well as, requiring the extension of the fencing to maintain enclosure around the pool.  I drafted a redesign of the garage that would as closely as possible follow all the new rules.  With this, I would lose more than two feet of overall garage length, would need to move the entry door to the front or eliminate it all together, and would have to relocate the electrical service (this little added bonus would increase the project cost by over $1000)…not to mention the added changes that I would need to make for aesthetics purposes.  Did I mention I am also broke?

 

Repair it is.  But…according to the “policing agencies” er, I mean, the permit and planning offices, there is no hard fast number to the difference between rebuilding and repairing based on the number of boards that stay behind.  Therefore, I will be building three new walls and a new roof, siding the entire thing with vinyl and adding new windows, a new entry door and a new overhead door….all on the existing slab, sans permits (because according to ALL the offices, no permits are required for repairs).  The biggest hurdles I see now are:  the garage falling down during the “repair” process which will the require “rebuilding” and all the strings that are attached, and one of us killing the other out of frustration during the building process.

 

I will keep you posted…..have a great day!

 

17 septembre

When it rains...it really, really rains!

This past weekend, the Peoria area felt the tail effects of Hurricane Ike.  Apparently there was a front, and a trough and a push and a draft....or something or other and therefore we had rain.  Not just your run of the mill September rain; but a 10 inches over four days deluge.  This is a conservative estimate.  Peoria suffered from run off flooding, the sewer systems just couldn't keep up.  Man holes were forced up out the roads, cars were over taken by puddles...it was insane.  Of course any moron that will drive a Geo Metro through a puddle that goes over the door handles...is insane.  A 20 year old woman was swept into a culvert and came out 100 yards away...again, doubting that she was just innocently standing in her yard..but fortunately she was OK. 

 

My weekend consisted of a leaking roof, a flooded basement and a pool that had to be drained off not once, but twice.  A couple of weeks ago we took down the gutter to repair the fascia on the front of the house; and wouldn't you know it’s done nothing but rain since then...buckets.  The new gutters are scheduled for install at the end of the month...little did I know that this is Gutter Replacement Season.  Once they are back on, I have a bit of front brick work and yard grading to do; but hopefully wet basements will be a thing of the past and I can gut the old, mildewed paneling out of there and make it usable space. 

 

The leaking roof may prove to be a harder solution.  It seems that the leak source is the chimney.  Of course, leaks can be misleading.  It has been running all the way to the basement though so that is a good indication.  If I am lucky it’s just the boot and a good dousing of Black Jack will seal it all up.  If I am not so lucky...which I tend not to be...the two year old shingles will need to be pulled up around the chimney and re-set.  Keep your fingers crossed for me.

 

I drained down the pool two times over the weekend, not including the three or so inches I drained off earlier in the week.  I took three inches off Sunday morning and then another 2 1/2 inches Sunday afternoon.  I still need to drain a full six inches off and close it for the season.  It’s on the list.   I will get to the list a bit more in the next entry....

 

Have a great day!